Incompetent Airplane Builder Pillows

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Do it yourself books.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Reality home-improvement show.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Employers: Workers, toil until death!

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

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"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"That'll teach you for buying cheap paintbrushes!!"

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

Carpenter.

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Snooker Channel.

"He's making a retirement statement - he's burning all his DIY books."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

Will the anti-Covid vaccine also be available for poor countries?"

"What happened to your finger?"

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

Building Problem

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

'Is that where the 1% live, Dad?'

Man Nailed to Wall

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."