Incisor Enthusiast Gifts

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'