Incisor Enthusiast Gifts

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Haircuts