Incantation Collector Mugs

"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Punt Cake

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

"Say hello to my little friend."

The devil you know and his plus one

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Larry's Literary Market

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'