Incantation Collector Pillows

"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Punt Cake

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'