Incense Collector Pillows

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

New Age Store.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Old Spice

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Man guarding a written border.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Candlelight

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"