Exclamation Collector Mugs

The Its

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Larry's Literary Market

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.