In Labor Gifts

'Can you hold on a few more minutes? They're on the 8th hole.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Cry babies.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Late/Too Late.

Motivation to work

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

City Boy.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'