Impulse Shopping Survivors T-Shirts

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Shopping Torture

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

"I'll have all that, and this."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'