Impulse Spender T-Shirts

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"I'll have all that, and this."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."