Improvising Cook Pillows

"On. More. Try."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Chez Nous Menu

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Now give me something intimate to say."