Improvisational Cook Pillows

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

Chez Nous Menu

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"On. More. Try."

"Fridge-to-table"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Pyramid Skiers

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Lockdown sandwiches

"Have you been here long?"

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."

The spontaneous gourmet

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'We must be near civilisation - there's an abandoned supermarket trolley over there.'