Improvising Cook Gifts

"On. More. Try."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Chez Nous Menu

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Frank Zappa

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."