Improvising Games Pillows

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Game In A Can.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"On. More. Try."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

The Art of Bantering!

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'