Improvising Games Pillows

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Game In A Can.

"On. More. Try."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

The Art of Bantering!

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'