Improviser Extraodinaire Pillows

Thumbing a Lift.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

I drive, therefore I am.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Get well soon!

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."