Improviser Extraodinaire Pillows

Thumbing a Lift.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

I drive, therefore I am.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Get well soon!

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Art of Bantering!

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Phill Jupitus

Pyramid Skiers