Improvisational Living Mugs

"Have you been here long?"

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Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

The Art of Bantering!

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."