Improvisational Cooking Mugs

"well if you can do better with a tin of apricot halves, a can of sardines, and a jar of peanut butter I'm all ears!"

Chez Nous Menu

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"On. More. Try."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Pyramid Skiers

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Lockdown sandwiches

"Have you been here long?"

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

The spontaneous gourmet

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'We must be near civilisation - there's an abandoned supermarket trolley over there.'

Lockdown sushi