Improvisational Cooks Mugs

Lockdown sushi

Chez Nous Menu

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"On. More. Try."

"Fridge-to-table"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Pyramid Skiers

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Have you been here long?"

Lockdown sandwiches

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

The spontaneous gourmet

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.