Improvisational Philosopher Mugs

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Art of Bantering!

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

I get my ideas on sale...

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Pyramid Skiers