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"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Crystal Ball Plug

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Too dressy?'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Goldfish funeral

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Stan's OK Deliveries

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.