Impatient Dreamers T-Shirts

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

The toothfairy

Whatever!

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Dame Edna Sitwell

#NationalPoetryDay

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Are we there yet?"

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

Elfie on the shelf

The Perfect Sculpture.

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"