Impatient Dreamers Gifts

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Whatever!

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Are we there yet?"

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

The Perfect Sculpture.

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Elfie on the shelf

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but you have a tentative offer from Burma-Shave.

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."