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Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Pandora's boxes

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

"Alpha Male."

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

Corona or Hunger

Man Locked in a Heart

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

Prices Plummet

Rejected resumes.

Woman throwing paints out of her house.

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

'You're too perfect, Lester - you're NOTHING to gossip about!'

"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

"Uh-oh, I think I hear a lawsuit."