Immigrating To A New Country Pillows

Driver doesn't speak or understand English. Lotsa Luck.

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Airport

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Learn yourself English.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Obama visits Mexico

Emigrating to France.

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"It's written in invisible ink."