Immigrating To A New Country Mugs

Driver doesn't speak or understand English. Lotsa Luck.

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Technological Dependence.

Airport

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Learn yourself English.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Emigrating to France.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Obama visits Mexico

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

"It's written in invisible ink."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."