Moving To The Country Pillows

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

New Guy.

The Rudges' peaceful home

Home Sweet Home On The Range

"Ahhh... close enough."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'How very Cumbria.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I just..."

I fart more than that!

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Walkers

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

High Riders of the Old West

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Vaccination Passport

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Technological Dependence.