Moving To Another Country Pillows

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

Vaccination Passport

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Technological Dependence.

Airport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

The Airport.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Learn yourself English.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'