Moving To Another Country Pillows

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

Airport

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

The Airport.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Learn yourself English.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'