Imf Critic Gifts

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Russia Money Laundering

Why markets crash.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trickledown economics

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

World Financial Mafia

The euro as a monster

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

Tax by Trump

Foreclosure.

The Way of the Euro?

Yo Man

'What we need is another scandal that ends in 'gate'...to take people's minds off the unequal distribution of wealth issue.'