Military Critique Gifts

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Denazification

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Sculptor's chippings

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Art Critics.

Bernard Levin

Chilcot's Army

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

No Unknown Unknowns

John McCain, pre-RIP

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Domino Democracy.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."