Military Critique Mugs

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Denazification

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Sculptor's chippings

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Art Critics.

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Domino Democracy.

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Chilcot's Army