Imaginative Whiz Pillows

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Kevin had a computer virus.