Intellectual Whiz Pillows

"No one likes a smart-arse Nigel...!"

The day the stock market went UP.

"Staff support"

Big Bang Theory.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Out and In.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'