Future Whiz Pillows

"I think Robert has a bright future."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"What's that you're reading?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

DACA