Future Whiz Mugs

"I think Robert has a bright future."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

I've always been slower than computers...

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'