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'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Stephen King

"Do you have any why-to books?"

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Do these pants make my butte look big?'

"She loves poorly translated Russian authors … really odd."

Man deciding which hat to wear

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."