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Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Hats and Food

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

New Shoes.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'