'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'
Style-savvy Scholar T-Shirts
Show off their smart style with t-shirts that blend wit and fashion, perfect for the fashionable scholar who loves to stand out in the lecture hall or library.
Hats and Food
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style
Too big to fail
"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."
He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.
Medical Student
"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"
"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."
Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.
A School Girl and Teacher.
Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'
'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'
'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'
"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."
The Urban Utility Belt
'Nice 'power tie', professor.'
'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'
'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'
"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."
'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'
'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'
"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."
Mick Aston, Time Team - RIP.
"The easy camaraderie between Professors Morris and Sanders was evident even to the nonacademic eye."
"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."
'Well, how do you like your new nose!' Reply: 'Can't go to the office party like that!! My colleague has exactly the same!!'
"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."
'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'
'...and your dress is wrong for your colouring and too young for you!'
College of Further Education. . .AND FEES.
Style-savvy Scholar T-Shirts Collection
Style-savvy Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the style-savvy scholar—witty, stylish, and perfect for fueling their day with a touch of class.
Style-savvy Scholar Pillows
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Style-savvy Scholar Prints
Browse our inspiring prints for the creative scholar—beautiful designs that motivate and elevate their environment.