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Mick Aston, Time Team - RIP.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I don't like your application."

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

At the suit makers

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."