Illegible Handwriting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Nice graphics.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"