Illegible Handwriting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Nice graphics.'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."