Handwriting Detective T-Shirts

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

'These are by my doctor. If my pharmacist can't read his prescriptions, how can I expect to read his tasting notes?'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Files of Doom

'Does this pen come in another font?

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Let the profit-making begin!

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."