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An English Gold-Field

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

Playing pig

Thatched roof car.

'Leadership training.'

Migrating cows.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

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'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Mummy?!

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I like friut flies!"