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'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Countryside Notice - You are now entering an area of outstanding natural beauty - Enjoy it while you can.

View of English countryside.

Chasing Dreams.

Caution - Poet at work

I hear what you are saying. It's just, I don't think you can beat a cows bottom, that's all.

'We're behind you!'

Man Walking His Dog

'What lovely views, shame your husband is afraid of heights.'

'We don't want any ugly wind farms spoiling the natural beauty round here!'

Flat Cap

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

French wine

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"