Idyllic Countryside Admirer Pillows

An English Gold-Field

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Mummy?!

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"I like friut flies!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?