Idle Hands Gifts

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Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

A pony throws its rider.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Horse Clean-up

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

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"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Pommel Horse Poops.

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'