Idle Hands Gifts

Idlewild.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

American Idle.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

A pony throws its rider.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Horse Clean-up

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

el doctor

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

Pommel Horse Poops.

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"