Idiom Whisperer Pillows

"Visible elephants give faster catharsis."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Children's education

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'See there is enough room to swing a cat in here!'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Entomology Reference

"I'm not happy."

Expressions of mystery.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"