Idiom Interpreter Pillows

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I just heard some interesting news. The world is going to the dogs."

All Ears

'Fight fire with fire is really just a saying...'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

"You'll have someone's eye out with that."

'When life gives you lemons make lemonade.'

The Optimist, the Pessimist and the Bartender - "Here, Gents, let me top that off for you."

'You're early.'

Buck Stops Here

"This is where they keep the corporate ladder."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"How about moving in a little closer?"

"Finding a needle in a haystack sounds like a dream job."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hoorah!! Got em both!!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"No little boy. An army doesn't travel on my stomach. An army travels on its stomach."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I bit all the hands that did not feed me and now I need a diet! Please help!!"

"You've changed Tom. You're now a very shady character."

Pipe Down

"No man in an island."

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

Marking Time

"This doesn't bode well."

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

"Thrown under the bus stop."

"You stink from the head."

Ploughing your own furrow

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"