Idiom Detective Pillows

Expressions of mystery.

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"