Idiom Collector Pillows

'Whenever somebody tells me 'you go girl' I generally have to.'

'Fly on the wall meet Elephant in the room and Skeleton in the cupboard.'

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

Caution- No Light at End of Tunnel

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

"My parent always told me to put the best foot forward. I'm just not sure which one."

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

"I warned you, Larry, the early worm gets the bird!"

'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'

The pot calls the kettle back.

'Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade...which made me gain weight!'

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."

"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."

Bolting your Food.

"The grass is always greener on the other pesticide."

"OK, before we begin I need to address the elephant in the room...!"

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"So I said, how high?"

On Board

"Where there's smoke there's fire, at least there will be after someone invents fire."

"As they say, 'Better the devil you know.' So lose the stupid perm."

"I'm sure Uncle Jake meant to respond to your obvious question by saying 'Does a bear use the restroom in the woods?'."

"As our friend goes to his final reward, may he stink to high Heaven...let us spray..."

"I told you the new boss was a keen musician."

Hog Wash

Early Bird