Idiom Interpreters Pillows

'Hang 'em high is just an expression Judge!'

"Could you pick me up? I'm between a rock and a hard place on Thirty-ninth street."

"You crushed it!"

"This is what happens when you rob Peter to pay Paul."

"Wrong side. Right side."

"I hope you appreciate how early I had to get yo for this!"

'No hard feelings, Rusty, but I've always told you it was a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"