Idiom Guru T-Shirts

Let their wardrobe do the talking with t-shirts featuring witty idioms and clever phrases that showcase their love for language and humor.

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"How does that old expression go? 'You can't make an omelette without...'"

"How does that old expression go? 'You can't make an omelette without...'" mockup

"How does that old expression go? 'You can't make an omelette without...'"

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees." mockup

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.' mockup

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now." mockup

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?' mockup

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

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The devil you know and his plus one mockup

The devil you know and his plus one

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

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"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck." mockup

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

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"Nuts to you, too."

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Sauce for the Goose

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'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?' mockup

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

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"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!" mockup

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

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Soldier armed with a pen.

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"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row." mockup

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

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