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"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."

A Brush with Death

'When the teacher says 'heaven help me', is that praying in school?'

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.

"It`s a sign of things to come."

"That, my friends, is a hot potato."

'Clever UFO camouflage - they know we won't report a flying pig.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

Foot in ice cube.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'The cows are out.'

Alway finish what you (start)

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Caution- No Light at End of Tunnel

'Sorry to break it to you folks, but someone at headquarters was throwing out some bathwater and...well...'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

'That's funny, I'd like to go into politics too...'

Smoky was reluctant to speak, but anything straight from the horse's mouth was always well received...

"It was built from a scratch."

'You guys, we got it all wrong! It's supposed to be when the cat's away, the mice will play!'

"Raise what bar?"

'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

Life begins at forty? - That's when my arthritis kicked in.

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'People just don't seem to trust me further than they can throw me.'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'The s**t hit the fan, thank the Lord it wasn't turned on.'

'Maybe this is the wrong tree. Let's try barking up that one over there.'

'I figured it would be a cold day in hell, but this is ridiculous!'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"